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Christmas this year…

We had our Christmas with my family here in FL on Christmas Eve, and it went rather well, I think, considering…


Considering that dinner was planned at 5 p.m. and I was still shopping for gifts at noon.

Considering that dinner was planned at 5 p.m. and at 1:30 I was broke down in the Auto Zone parking lot (thanking God for small miracles that I was already there when it happened).

Considering that the money I had set aside to get The Man’s gift from last Christmas installed on his car had to be spent on a new car battery… remember the days when they were only $50 or so…yeah…those days are gone.

Considering that dinner was planned at 5 p.m. and I was still shopping for gifts at 2:30 …

Considering that dinner was planned at 5 p.m. and I finally got home at 3:30 with the last of the ingredients that I had forgotten for dinner..

….that I still hadn’t wrapped a single gift.

….that I did not get the tree finished until 4:15.

I was pleased. I think everyone else was, as well.

The plan had been to have Christmas Day here at home and go to the In-laws in GA the day after.

However, my sister works at IHOP, and they are open on Christmas (one of their busiest days of the year, at that)  and she had to work, so we decided to ‘do’ our Christmas on Christmas Eve, and then go to GA a day early and surprise The Man’s family by getting there on Christmas.

Yeah. Well…

I was exhausted by the end of the FL Christmas. We used, as we rednecks do, paper plates and disposable cookware, so all that we had to wash was a crockpot and a few small things that could not go into the dishwasher. I put them to soak and went to bed – leaving everything for Christmas morning to be cleaned.

I know – sounds crazy – leaving the mess of 10 adults, a toddler and an infant – to clean the next morning, before we leave to go out of town, knowing we also still have to pack. I work best under pressure and it could have been done. The Man wasn’t feeling 100% yet (or even 80), as he had been sick, so far, 5 days of his vacation. So, we decided to wait until the day after to leave, as originally planned.

Christmas Day..was AWE-some! In our 20 years together, we have only spent 4 at our own home, having lived out of state all but 3, so it was kind of nice.

I took the dogs to the dog park, and they had a blast. I refused to play ball with Princess Dixie so she had to play with the other dogs (she doesn’t usually play with other dogs – being obsessed with the tennis ball and all). Not having to throw a ball every ten seconds, I was able to sit and relax … well, as close to relaxed as I can get. I parked my fanny on a swing next to a man who owned one of Dixie’s playmates and we started talking about, well, what else? Dogs.

I usually only keep the dogs at the park about 30 minutes. Having begun talking to this man, came to discover he was from GA, too, and had even lived in one of the towns The Man and I had lived in, though, many years before us. So, we talked and reminisced about small towns growing to big towns, traffic and such…

Two hours later, the 3 Stooges and I headed home. It was nice, to have someone to talk to there. I usually go alone in the morning, and there aren’t many dogs at the park on rather chilly December mornings. Floridians having that thinned out summer year round blood and all. Sixty degrees and they want to turn on the heat and light a fire. When there are groups – they are usually youngin’s who have created their own little cliques. So it was nice, and well, get me talking about my kids or my dogs…..

Today is the day after Christmas ( wait – it  is 2 a.m. so I suppose it was yesterday) ANY-who…

We were putting our bags into the car to leave (running an hour late as usual) when The Man’s father called.  Mom has the flu. So we decided to stay home.  “Ain’t nobody got time for that!” Getting the flu, that is. Glad we were running late…

I admit though, I am a bit disappointed. I was looking forward to seeing everyone. Health and well being come first though! I am praying she feels better soon.

So, this Christmas is being spent at home. The entire holiday, vacation, etc.

Yeah. Vacation.

The Man has had his vacation, now, it is time to start on my Honey-Do List…


I hope everyone had an amazing holiday! Wishing you a very happy new year – as I say every year – may it be a darn sight better than the last…









Festivus! THAT is the answer Charlie Brown..

As I have been saying for many years now – I am OVER the commercialism of Christmas.. so, I have decided, that from now on, my family will celebrate Festivus .

What is Festivus, you ask?

As explained by   (  )

Before the hustle and bustle of the holidays gets you down too much, take solace in the fact that today is Festivus, a holiday created for the rest of us. The holiday was created in the 1960’s by author Daniel O’Keefe as a reaction to the commercialism and stress of the holidays, and subsequently popularized in a Seinfeld episode written by his son. If you’d like to celebrate Festivus today, here’s how.

First you’ll need a Festivus pole, generally aluminum. The pole is completely unadorned. This tradition began with the Seinfeld episode. Originally, the centerpiece was a clock put into a bag and nailed to the wall. When the younger O’Keefe asked what that meant, his father’s response was “That’s not for you to know.”

The Festivus dinner begins the celebration, which immediately gives way to the “Airing of Grievances.” This is when everyone lets everyone else know all the ways that they’ve let him or her down in the past year.

Next comes the “Feats of Strength,” where the head of the household challenges a guest to a wrestling match. They continue the wrestle until the head of household is pinned, otherwise, Festivus cannot be over.

Finally, there is the most magical part of the holiday; the Festivus miracles. These are declared when something completely ordinary and mundane happens. Just stick to the traditions and you’ll have yourself a wonderful and completely stress-free Festivus season.


So, I am looking forward to next December 23… but for now…

Happy Festivus!   Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

New Year’s Resolution…

It’s that time of year again…


My new year’s resolution?

To loose weight..

To be more patient..

To clean more… (buahahahahahahaaaa!!)



Nope. My New Year’s resolution is to be the bad influence,, the devil on the shoulder of my friends, who encourages them to break theirs!!