Dear Insomnia,


I think it is time we went our separate ways. It’s not me, it’s you.

I know, I know. We had so much fun, up all night and most of the day in my younger years. However, I am not as young as I once was and I really need my beauty sleep.

I realize our song was “Rock and Roll All Night”

… 

….but those days are over. I can, at times, rock and roll most of the night, maybe even party some of the day (depending on if I rock and rolled the night before), but I need quite a bit more recovery time now.

Yes, I used to say I can sleep when I am dead, and I think that kinda hits the nail on the head these days.

I also need to tell you that I have been seeing someone else. I am not in love with either of you, but if I have to choose, ambien is the one I will keep. While you both leave me sleepy most of the time, I prefer the small amount of pleasure I get from our time together more than the memories of our times passed.

So, Insomnia, I think it is time for you to go. Really. And don’t slam the door on your way out. It will make the dogs bark and keep me awake.

Sincerely,

Me.

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