Real Women vs. … (part 1)


I admit, I found these and am sharing because  they crack me up…I don’t know who to give the credit to ..but whoever wrote these – awesome (and so true..)…

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FIRST:

Martha Stewart Vs. Real Women: 
 
 
 

MARTHA STEWART :
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant “fix-me-up.”

REAL WOMEN :
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes.”
MARTHA STEWART :
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. 
REAL WOMEN :
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? 
MARTHA STEWART :
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. 
REAL WOMEN :
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

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And finally the most important tip – 
MARTHA STEWART :
Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in 
casseroles and sauces. 

REAL WOMEN :
Leftover wine??

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