I admit, I found these and am sharing because they crack me up…I don’t know who to give the credit to ..but whoever wrote these – awesome (and so true..)…
FIRST:Martha Stewart Vs. Real Women:
MARTHA STEWART :
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant “fix-me-up.”
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes.”
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
casseroles and sauces.
REAL WOMEN :